Hannah and Gabi

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Something to write about

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Hi guys! So, as promised, I’ve started using my Patreon site as my main blog/website/thing, and I’ve written my first big post of this new era over there. It goes into quite a lot of detail about my recent health issues, so I won’t be too offended if you just skip to the second part where Gabi forces me into the shower, basically the TL;DR is “I had brain surgery and didn’t die.” But I’d love it if you’d go over there and read it and tell me what you think! Just a reminder that https://hannah2o.co.uk/ now links to the Patreon page but you don’t have to pay to read the main posts, I appreciate everyone who does sign up for the extra bonus stuff but please don’t feel obliged to do so, I know times are hard for everyone!

Hannah x

Update

Back again, again

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Guys…

GUYS!

GUYS GUYS GUYS!

OMG, I can’t believe it…

I know I’ve been quiet for a stupidly long time, I’ll talk about that later, but now, I just want to say…

I GOT MY OLD DOMAIN BACK!!!!

If you ever needed proof that Gabi was the most wonderful person in the world, she’s been keeping an eye on hannah2o.co.uk all this time, and it turns out whoever was squatting in it hoping to sell it back to me for a huge sum of money gave up in the end, presumably finally realising that I don’t have a huge sum of money, and she snapped it up when it became available. So I’ll be relaunching everything in a few days and explaining just where the hell I’ve been for the past year. In the meantime, Gabi has also been working with me on an action plan, to try to ensure that I don’t just disappear for months on end again. The first step is to streamline my online presence, so here’s what’s happening in a nutshell:

  • This blog, hannahandgabi.com, will be disappearing at some point
  • Our emails at this domain will redirect to hello@hannah2o.co.uk until this domain disappears
  • The hannah2o.co.uk domain will redirect to our Patreon site, which we’ll be using as our only blog, rather than trying to keep on top of updating lots of different sites with the same content; regular blog posts will continue to be free and you can follow us there without having to pay, but if you do decide to slip us a small amount of money you’ll get access to all sorts of bonus content
  • If you want to email either of us, please use hello@hannah2o.co.uk from now on

I promise I’ll explain everything in probably too much detail very soon, but for now, thank you for sticking around and please feel free to spray champagne in Gabi’s direction for being a wonderful human being!

Hannah x

Update

True love

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I’ve been dealing with all these health issues for four years now, and I’ve pretty much come to terms with the idea that I can’t do all the things I used to be able to do. It’s just life. But tonight I found myself getting really upset watching some kids out in the street having a water balloon fight, and realising I’ll never be able to do that again.

Gabi, bless her, brought me a glass of water and let me throw it over her. She’s a fucking diamond, that girl.

Update

Whatever Happened to Hannah?

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At the dawn of 2020, sex goddess Hannah Ward seemed to be riding the crest of a wave, fully clothed of course. As the face of the increasingly successful wetlook fetish website hannah2o, she held countless admirers in the palm of her hand, even facing up to the looming pandemic with an ironic smile, telling her followers that masturbating over her was good For their immune system. Then, just when her fans needed her most, she vanished. What happened? Where did she go? Four years on, Hannah is finally ready to reveal all about the horrors she has endured since…

“I can feel you hovering over my shoulder, Gabi, what are you doing?”

“I’m reading over your shoulder. ‘Sex goddess’? Bloody hell, Han, wind your neck in.”

I turn around to my flatmate with an indignant look. “Are you saying I’m not a sex goddess?”

“I wouldn’t dare,” she grins. “I like the bit about having them in the palm of your hand, I see what you did there, little bit suggestive but doesn’t overstep the mark. But come on, writing about yourself in the third person? That’s lame.”

“It’s meant to be a magazine article, my big comeback statement. No-one else is going to write it for me, are they?”

“Oh, got a new album out, have you?” laughs Gabi. “I’ll do it. I’ll interview you, how about that?”

“But you already know everything that’s happened to me, and us, over the past four years.”

“Then I’ll know what questions to ask, won’t I?”

I sigh a sigh of defeat. “Go on then. Do your worst.”

Gabi snorts in mock indignation. “God, you have such a low opinion of me, don’t you?”

“Journalism isn’t what it used to be. Come on then, Piers, let’s have it.”

Pulling a face, Gabi takes my laptop, deletes everything I’ve already typed, and starts her interrogation.

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Hello (again) world!

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Um, hi.

I’m Hannah. You might remember me from the end of the last decade, before everything went to shit. Hannah2o, that was me. If you don’t remember me, well, hi, I’m a woman who enjoys getting her clothes wet. I used to have a blog, a Patreon, all sorts, where I would write about my wetlook exploits and musings. Then COVID happened and basically ran me over like a truck.

And yet, despite considerable odds, I’m still alive. And with the help of my wonderful and gorgeous assistant Gabi, I’m back. Things have changed, obviously, and I’m really sorry to everyone who thought I’d disappeared or died or gone back to my home planet. If you want all the gory details of what happened to me, and what my plans are for the future, please have a look at this big old post. It explains everything, including my many and varied health issues, why I’m using AI images, and where I’m going from here.

I’m trying very hard not to play the “woe is me” card, but if you do feel like showing a bit of appreciation, we have a Ko-Fi and a Patreon. I promise to remember to update them this time, unless I die.

Hannah x